The Well Part XXIV: Les Is More: Maniacal Musings of LesStrat

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...than you could ever comprehend.
 
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o rly?
 
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No Wai!
 
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"Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it."--Lazarus Long
 
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"happy happy! joy! joy!"

-wren and stimpy
 
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concerning women...are you a tits, a$$, or legs man?

Best part is there is no wrong answer.
 
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why do you sound exactly like my brother-in-law on the phone?!

is your name really marvin?

:eek:
 
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I was riding the escalator the other day and tripped.

I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
 
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why do you sound exactly like my brother-in-law on the phone?!

is your name really marvin?

:eek:

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Now for additional philosophical ponderings of Lazarus Long:

A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased---he hates all creative people equally.

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

Only a sadistic scoundrel---or a fool---tells the bald truth on social occasions.

This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mother's side. I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them. Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors---and miss.

Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offense, that is.
 
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If you could have one superpower aside from the ability to make other's laugh at your puns, what would it be?

Who is your favorite character you have met?

favorite character you read about?

You are a big Kansas fan right? Leftoverture is an amazing album....what is your favorite song off it and why is the **** wayward son the only song that gets air time?
 
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If you could have one superpower aside from the ability to make other's laugh at your puns, what would it be?
Instant teleportation. It would be like being Borne on Wings of Steel, but better. I could immediately get back here when I'm On The Other Side.

That and the technical skill of Steve Vai combined with the phrasing of Larry Carlton and Robben Ford. That would give me a pretty good Reason to Be.
Who is your favorite character you have met?
Can I Tell You something? There came a time when I reached the Point of Know Return. Meeting Him was the Pinnacle of my life. Up to that point I was just Chasing Shadows.
favorite character you read about?
There was this carpenter from Nazareth...Life was full of mysteries up to that point, but He Knew....
You are a big Kansas fan right?
I've listened to them once or twice.
Leftoverture is an amazing album....what is your favorite song off it
I like them all. If I HAD to choose one, it would probably be The Wall.
and why is the **** wayward son the only song that gets air time?
Cause it's an AWESOME tune! Otherwise it's all Mysteries and Mayhem and creates a Paradox.
 
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