The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
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jerryjg
PinkElephantologist
Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
If I was to pick up a cheap greazy hoe tonight, then what should i get her drunk on so as to have the best chance at getting lucky?;
1) Old English 800, Colt 45
2) Mad Dog 20 /20, Ripple
3) Off brand 8 dollar a quart Gin
4) Southern Comfort
If I was to pick up a cheap greazy hoe tonight, then what should i get her drunk on so as to have the best chance at getting lucky?;
1) Old English 800, Colt 45
2) Mad Dog 20 /20, Ripple
3) Off brand 8 dollar a quart Gin
4) Southern Comfort
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Aceman
I am your doctor of love!
Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
I love Tampa Bay! Of course, I lived in Tallahassee for 15 years...so any where would be better. But we really love being around the water. It's a pretty diverse city. Lot's of sports, lot's of outdoors, lot's of water, lot's of art/s, lot's of kid stuff, lot's of strip clubs, lots of resteraunts. we really like it.
I have never been to the Dean factory but have had the heads up from a couple of you guys. The last dean gig was just a couple of miles from my house - missed a chance to see Paul Gilbert. Andas you know - I consider the Dean Cadillac to be just a Les Paul with a tude! Love Deans. My Caddy has a black & white Zebra set of PG/Custom. It ROCKS!
And my favorite place in the Bay Area:
I love Tampa Bay! Of course, I lived in Tallahassee for 15 years...so any where would be better. But we really love being around the water. It's a pretty diverse city. Lot's of sports, lot's of outdoors, lot's of water, lot's of art/s, lot's of kid stuff, lot's of strip clubs, lots of resteraunts. we really like it.
I have never been to the Dean factory but have had the heads up from a couple of you guys. The last dean gig was just a couple of miles from my house - missed a chance to see Paul Gilbert. Andas you know - I consider the Dean Cadillac to be just a Les Paul with a tude! Love Deans. My Caddy has a black & white Zebra set of PG/Custom. It ROCKS!
And my favorite place in the Bay Area:
Aceman
I am your doctor of love!
Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
Definitely the Southern Comfort.
Old English is just, well, low class. Mad Dog is too tough to control, plus it'll make her smell like a kid that has been into the grape kool aid (you might dig that...). I only drink Bombay Saphire - so bad gin is just a turn off. But Souther Comfort...she can drink it straight or in a number of blended drinks. All with just enough of a sweet edge to make her want more. Easy to control, and doen't leave a bad taste in her mouth - if that's important to you.
As a matter of fact, my first "date" with my wife was a Grinch party just before Christmas. I got her looped up with "Southern Miss" Swiss Miss Cocoa and Southern Comfort. Took the chill right off, along with her top! Things warmed up nicely after that...
Definitely the Southern Comfort.
Old English is just, well, low class. Mad Dog is too tough to control, plus it'll make her smell like a kid that has been into the grape kool aid (you might dig that...). I only drink Bombay Saphire - so bad gin is just a turn off. But Souther Comfort...she can drink it straight or in a number of blended drinks. All with just enough of a sweet edge to make her want more. Easy to control, and doen't leave a bad taste in her mouth - if that's important to you.
As a matter of fact, my first "date" with my wife was a Grinch party just before Christmas. I got her looped up with "Southern Miss" Swiss Miss Cocoa and Southern Comfort. Took the chill right off, along with her top! Things warmed up nicely after that...
jerryjg
PinkElephantologist
Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
Thank you. Old English it is!!
Thank you. Old English it is!!
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DLT
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Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
Aceman,
What do you prefer to look at?
1. Blondes.
2. Brunettes.
3. Redheads.
4. I do not girl watch.
Aceman,
What do you prefer to look at?
1. Blondes.
2. Brunettes.
3. Redheads.
4. I do not girl watch.
Aceman
I am your doctor of love!
Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
I thought that was where this would end up...
I thought that was where this would end up...
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DLT
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Aceman,
Since we all know you are a big fan of Les Paul guitars, if you had to...what other brand and model guitar would you play?
Aceman,
Since we all know you are a big fan of Les Paul guitars, if you had to...what other brand and model guitar would you play?
pzaxtl
Gibletsologist
Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
I take it, then, she passed the boobie test?
Who is the coolest person you've ever met/known? Why?
Who is the biggest dork? Why?
(disclaimer: the answer to both above is not pzaxtl)
What is the most embarrasing thing you've ever done/experienced?
(This is a simple mental health test: only those with ego's intact and id's in check will dare answer truthfully)
BTW, Great Well!
I take it, then, she passed the boobie test?
Who is the coolest person you've ever met/known? Why?
Who is the biggest dork? Why?
(disclaimer: the answer to both above is not pzaxtl)
What is the most embarrasing thing you've ever done/experienced?
(This is a simple mental health test: only those with ego's intact and id's in check will dare answer truthfully)
BTW, Great Well!
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Tor
Riffologist Extraordinaire
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If you were to recommend one single band or artist to us kiddos, what would that be? You cannot suggest KISS.
Can you elaborate on an experience you've had, that you think others can learn from as well?
Thanks.
If you were to recommend one single band or artist to us kiddos, what would that be? You cannot suggest KISS.
Can you elaborate on an experience you've had, that you think others can learn from as well?
Thanks.
Aceman
I am your doctor of love!
Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
I did not know there was one! send me a link. But wednesday is Kung-fu...and a hurricane may be in the neighborhood...
I did not know there was one! send me a link. But wednesday is Kung-fu...and a hurricane may be in the neighborhood...
Aceman
I am your doctor of love!
Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
Hmmm - that's a good one! And to make it tough- I'll add this: No MAple top mahog body, single cuts! So an ESP EC-1000 does not count (because really, it's a skinny contoured LP!)
I think I might play this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Jackson-SL3...39:1|66:2|65:12|240:1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
Hmmm - that's a good one! And to make it tough- I'll add this: No MAple top mahog body, single cuts! So an ESP EC-1000 does not count (because really, it's a skinny contoured LP!)
I think I might play this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Jackson-SL3...39:1|66:2|65:12|240:1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
Aceman
I am your doctor of love!
Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
OK - Now we are having some questions!
As a teenager? I don't believe I had any real misadventures as a late teen (except for maybe a pregnancy scare). As an early/pre however....
We were playing around on this old closed broken down bridge that went over some railroad tracks. The tracks were in a ravine below the bridge. My friend Michael (of whom many bad stories start off, "Me & Michael were...") comes walking over and says "Hey -I got shocked!" Me and my other friend Eric think "This can't be good" so I go up out of the brush around the thing up onto the bridge to see what he had done.
He had taken a large tree branch and stuck it into a hole on the bridge where it came into contact with one of those green wires. Not good. I decided to try and snatch the stick out of there, as it was hanging way down and bouncing off the green wire. I mis-timed a bit and when I grabbed the stick ZAPPPPPP! My whole are shook. When my hand finally flew off I understood how he got shocked. I started walking back to tell Eric what was up. By this time eric and Mike were both standing on the entrance to the bridge kind of wide eyed. Eric suddenly yells "Fire!"
I turn around to see smoke billowing out of the hole around the stick and sparks flying up. Apparently the 50k volts were trying to fuse the stick to the wire and it wasn't going well. The whole bridge caught fire, burnt down, the wires came down, and Amtrack from New York to Philadelphia was shut down for 11 hours. HAd we not been wearing snowmobile boots and the bridge been so wet, the railroad guys said we would have been toast!
OK - Now we are having some questions!
As a teenager? I don't believe I had any real misadventures as a late teen (except for maybe a pregnancy scare). As an early/pre however....
We were playing around on this old closed broken down bridge that went over some railroad tracks. The tracks were in a ravine below the bridge. My friend Michael (of whom many bad stories start off, "Me & Michael were...") comes walking over and says "Hey -I got shocked!" Me and my other friend Eric think "This can't be good" so I go up out of the brush around the thing up onto the bridge to see what he had done.
He had taken a large tree branch and stuck it into a hole on the bridge where it came into contact with one of those green wires. Not good. I decided to try and snatch the stick out of there, as it was hanging way down and bouncing off the green wire. I mis-timed a bit and when I grabbed the stick ZAPPPPPP! My whole are shook. When my hand finally flew off I understood how he got shocked. I started walking back to tell Eric what was up. By this time eric and Mike were both standing on the entrance to the bridge kind of wide eyed. Eric suddenly yells "Fire!"
I turn around to see smoke billowing out of the hole around the stick and sparks flying up. Apparently the 50k volts were trying to fuse the stick to the wire and it wasn't going well. The whole bridge caught fire, burnt down, the wires came down, and Amtrack from New York to Philadelphia was shut down for 11 hours. HAd we not been wearing snowmobile boots and the bridge been so wet, the railroad guys said we would have been toast!
Aceman
I am your doctor of love!
Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
As for the 20's misadventure, I don't think I really had any either! OMG my life is either charmed or boring?!?!?!?!?!
Grad school was a huge misadventure. Spent 7 years surrounded by some of the most unprofessional, immoral, unethical people I have ever met (Faculty - not students)
There were a lot of college drunk-fests that were mildy amusing. Wow - I hope my kids navigate those years as well as I did! Sorry dudes. No good juicy "oops" events that decade!
As for the 20's misadventure, I don't think I really had any either! OMG my life is either charmed or boring?!?!?!?!?!
Grad school was a huge misadventure. Spent 7 years surrounded by some of the most unprofessional, immoral, unethical people I have ever met (Faculty - not students)
There were a lot of college drunk-fests that were mildy amusing. Wow - I hope my kids navigate those years as well as I did! Sorry dudes. No good juicy "oops" events that decade!
Aceman
I am your doctor of love!
Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
No my wife did not pass the "boobie test" The boobie test boobie's were these massive all-natural D cuppers. My wife had a set of sporty high and tight B's. But like I said, I'm more of a leg man, and she's like 5'8" - mostly legs.
The coolest person: Depends on what you mean by cool. For sheer, overall "I want to party with you" coolness - Probably a tie between three people:
In College - My wife's friend Nancy TOTAL party girl, without whom we wouldn't be together. Thank goodness she went to class on wednesday!
In Grad School - Dr. / Major Jack. Fellow grad student, Major in the Air Force, C-130 Pilot, 32 year old teenager. Lot's of fun.
After Grad School. An English PhD student - Thom. Kinda like having Earnest Hemingway at a party. Very cool guy could talk about anything. Or just be a standard guy.
If cool means "Just great person" It would be my college roomate/friend Dave. Just one of the greatest people you'd ever meet. Think Jolly from New York, except with a Masters in engineering. OK - maybe not Jolly like at all. But just good people.
Biggest dork: wow- Those just keep showing up -
Teen - A guy named Tony, completely deluded nasty little Puerto Rican guy who kept trying to convinceus he was Italian
College - Too many to count
Grad School - Guy named Rufus. 300 pound lame new-age piano dude who was a porn fiend/idiot/pile of muck
Adult - Again, the list is extensive. Current front runner is this 55 year old adult-child named Carl, who travels in some similar Tai Chi circles. You can just tell that he is a "particular" pain in the @$$ can't deal with the world or make a decision kind of guy.
The Most embarrasing moment: Two -
Public - I was sitting on the floor with a bunch of people, and didn't know my girlfriend(wife) had walked into the room and was right behind me. I said "I have Lisa wrapped around my d!ck" The sound of the slap upside my head was deafening. People lost control of their bladders. They knew I was eventually going to say something wrong, but they didn't know what.
Private- And this is a soul bearing moment: I had been constipated for a couple of days, and had a log so big that it was stuck and required the assitance of a second party to get it out. I leave the details of that alone...
No my wife did not pass the "boobie test" The boobie test boobie's were these massive all-natural D cuppers. My wife had a set of sporty high and tight B's. But like I said, I'm more of a leg man, and she's like 5'8" - mostly legs.
The coolest person: Depends on what you mean by cool. For sheer, overall "I want to party with you" coolness - Probably a tie between three people:
In College - My wife's friend Nancy TOTAL party girl, without whom we wouldn't be together. Thank goodness she went to class on wednesday!
In Grad School - Dr. / Major Jack. Fellow grad student, Major in the Air Force, C-130 Pilot, 32 year old teenager. Lot's of fun.
After Grad School. An English PhD student - Thom. Kinda like having Earnest Hemingway at a party. Very cool guy could talk about anything. Or just be a standard guy.
If cool means "Just great person" It would be my college roomate/friend Dave. Just one of the greatest people you'd ever meet. Think Jolly from New York, except with a Masters in engineering. OK - maybe not Jolly like at all. But just good people.
Biggest dork: wow- Those just keep showing up -
Teen - A guy named Tony, completely deluded nasty little Puerto Rican guy who kept trying to convinceus he was Italian
College - Too many to count
Grad School - Guy named Rufus. 300 pound lame new-age piano dude who was a porn fiend/idiot/pile of muck
Adult - Again, the list is extensive. Current front runner is this 55 year old adult-child named Carl, who travels in some similar Tai Chi circles. You can just tell that he is a "particular" pain in the @$$ can't deal with the world or make a decision kind of guy.
The Most embarrasing moment: Two -
Public - I was sitting on the floor with a bunch of people, and didn't know my girlfriend(wife) had walked into the room and was right behind me. I said "I have Lisa wrapped around my d!ck" The sound of the slap upside my head was deafening. People lost control of their bladders. They knew I was eventually going to say something wrong, but they didn't know what.
Private- And this is a soul bearing moment: I had been constipated for a couple of days, and had a log so big that it was stuck and required the assitance of a second party to get it out. I leave the details of that alone...
J Moose
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Re: The Well Part XXXVII - We're gonna turn the well over to Aceman - SHOCK ME!
You've got a hi-fi degree... so I say most likely boring!
That was a good one though! Can't say I've ever shut down a railway for 12 hours... hahahahaha
Where's a place you'd love to visit that you haven't yet, on say a vacation... and why?
You've got a hi-fi degree... so I say most likely boring!
That was a good one though! Can't say I've ever shut down a railway for 12 hours... hahahahaha
Where's a place you'd love to visit that you haven't yet, on say a vacation... and why?
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