I'll tell you why you have this problem: You have never played with me, or anyone else who b!tch slap you for playing with the knobs like they are your d!ck when we are supposed to be getting our rock on!!!
Seriously, in order:
#1 You change strings too often and don't properly stretch them
#2 You don't properly wrap/wind to the post
#3 On a LP (or any 3 per side) you don't tune up to pitch
#4 The nut is binding and needs lubed/recut
#4 The tuners just effing suck (I DID NOT run Kluson smack. They COULD be fine.)
#5 The truss is too loose/tight/messed up in general
#6 The neck is crappy in some fundamental way
After that, the only thing I got is you just have no balls. Rawk out with your cock out. I don't think I have ever encountered tuning so bad that a little attitude and some string English couldn't overcome. Or sometimes a lot. But as was mentioned, when playing Rock & Roll All Night, the 'tude that you indeed are going to do just that is way more important than intonation. see Hendrix for supreme examples of out of tune win (he also has some fail, to be fair, but after bashing it into an amp, wrangling the bar, playing with your teeth, and setting it on fire, "Little Wing" might sound more than a bit off - but Purple Haze? Rock that beyotch!!!!)
It's like stopping every couple minutes to adjust the pillows or change positions during sex - just ruins the mood. Lay her @$$ to the sheets and go to pound town!
Music is the same way - at least any of your more rock oriented.
+1 I really like my Snark.
Being in tune is a wonderful thing,providing one doesn't obsess about it and ruin the overall fun of playing...Even in tune,we all know a guitar isn't "really" in tune all over the fretboard,but close enough for Rock N Roll.. ;o)
Wow that was profound, I liked the obligation part. Thumbs up!
When you're on stage, you're a paid entertainer, not a bedroom player. You offfer the audience well-played music and something resembling a stage show. That means you start on time, the songs are fairly tight, the volume levels are balanced, nothing's shorting out, everyone's reasonably in tune, you look like you enjoy being there, and the singer knows the lyrics and has a sense of pitch. If the band can't do that much, they should have stayed home. A band's not doing anyone a favor if they haven't got it together.
+1.....If people are paying us to perform,nice to at least come across as a performer,professional,and of course,in tune! Lol
Even if it is rock and roll. :14:
When you're on stage, you're a paid entertainer, not a bedroom player. You offfer the audience well-played music and something resembling a stage show. That means you start on time, the songs are fairly tight, the volume levels are balanced, nothing's shorting out, everyone's reasonably in tune, you look like you enjoy being there, and the singer knows the lyrics and has a sense of pitch. If the band can't do that much, they should have stayed home. A band's not doing anyone a favor if they haven't got it together.
wait...
Are you constantly tweaking in an attempt to be perfectly in tune or will your guitar not old tune perfectly???
it SHOULD put you in the ballpark of staying in tune
I remember intonating a friend's les paul custom and les paul studio, both were a bit of a mission, but with extremely close attention to the needle and the saddle adjustments, necks being perfectly straight, they played in tune perfectly.
Use a quality tuner with either an analog needle or a strobe, or connect to your computer and use a program that tunes to a fraction of a hz. Adjust the intonation until it's perfect, test the notes, confirm that the open string is in tune, find your median finger pressure as well. I will re-fret the notes after each pluck because sometimes my hand will tighten up and take the note sharp, simulate the way you play and intonate it towards those needs!
something i might do when i get a chance is run some floss or something through the nut slots to make sure there isnt a junk in them, and then maybe give the truss rod a tiny turn, just to make sure its tight.
I love the way the guitar is set up right now and I dont wanna get too far away from how it is right now. Ill just give the rod the smallest turn just to make sure its snug