Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

[Wattage]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

hmm?.........................................................................

I like well done relics but I don't think that qualifies.

 

[theodie]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

....but wait! There's more shame! This is how they do it on your prized Historic LP Reissue... OMG mg: :crying:...i..don't..feel..very..good...

I dont care what anybody says, I bet thats how Fenders custom shop does it also!!!! :laugh2: :laugh2:


Drag it behind a truck for 30 yards and charge $600 more for it.



If anyone needs a guitar reliced, I am now in business and I am accepting work. I will relic a guitar for $50 and you pay shipping!!!

 

[rspst14]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

like putting a fake blower on the hood of your car, or stuffing a f*cking sock down your pants.

Hey man, we do it for decoration, that's it and that's all, just for decoration.

(for those of you who don't get the joke...http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubb.wmv)

 

[rspst14]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

Oh yeah, and that doesn't look natural at all. It's kinda like a bad hairpiece or a boob job gone wrong. Everyone knows it looks hideous, but no one has the heart to say it to the owner.

Ryan

 

[theodie]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

Hey man, we do it for decoration, that's it and that's all, just for decoration.

(for those of you who don't get the joke...http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubb.wmv)

That is Funny as hell!!!! I want to be like Bubb Rubb when I grow up!!!!! :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[GuitarGuy503]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

I dont care what anybody says, I bet thats how Fenders custom shop does it also!!!! :laugh2: :laugh2:


Drag it behind a truck for 30 yards and charge $600 more for it.



If anyone needs a guitar reliced, I am now in business and I am accepting work. I will relic a guitar for $50 and you pay shipping!!!

Theodie,

Your relicing method wouldn't also happen to consist of pulling a guitar down a paved or gravel road with your car would it? :lmao: :wall:

 

[theodie]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

Theodie,

Your relicing method wouldn't also happen to consist of pulling a guitar down a paved or gravel road with your car would it? :lmao: :wall:

You get your choice of asphalt, concrete, or gravel. In the future I am also considering offering customers the option of what kind of gravel. :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[Metalman_666]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

....but wait! There's more shame! This is how they do it on your prized Historic LP Reissue... OMG mg: :crying:...i..don't..feel..very..good...

Oh..... my..... god.....

LMFAO!!!! :laugh2:

Who in their right mind would pay a bunch of idiots to hook their guitar up to the back of a truck and have it dragged!!! WTF IS THAT!!! :22: :32: :laugh2:

 

[Skarekrough]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

Hey man, we do it for decoration, that's it and that's all, just for decoration.

Bubb Rubb needs to take a bullet and make the world a better place.

Of course I feel the same way about motorcycles with loud pipes as well...

 

[theodie]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

Oh..... my..... god.....

LMFAO!!!! :laugh2:

Who in their right mind would pay a bunch of idiots to hook their guitar up to the back of a truck and have it dragged!!! WTF IS THAT!!! :22: :32: :laugh2:

Probally the same idiots that would buy a reliced guitar that was reliced in a different method!!! :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Relic the thing by playing the hell out of it for years.

 

[Davey]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

at least you know where to look for the guy you want to send the next batch of burning poo in a bag batch

set next shipment for kentucky!

 

[JOLLY]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

One thing for sure, that looks like Jolly's backyard....

LOL...that ain't mine man

 

[JOLLY]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

....but wait! There's more shame! This is how they do it on your prized Historic LP Reissue... OMG mg: :crying:...i..don't..feel..very..good...

Thank God that license plate says Kentucky and not Tennessee.

 

[joelap]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

I dont care what anybody says, I bet thats how Fenders custom shop does it also!!!! :laugh2: :laugh2:

My friend's uncle worked for fender, and he said all the people who work there love getting relic orders. They hang the guitar up and hit it repeatedly with belt buckles.

Dragging the guitar seems like a bad idea... if something goes wrong and the guitar breaks, **** what happens then?

 

[Hellion]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

And here I thought MY LP Custom looked bad. Guess I've got some more dragging to do!

 

[Ken]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

Doesn't fender have some sort of gun that shoots quarters at the body?

 

[Boleslaw Gers 666]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

heck, put the missing knob back on it and i'd play it...would i pay to have it done...nope, i don't think so...i can relic a guitar myself if i wanted to. although i tend to like relic strats and teles more than relic LPs for some reason. although zakk wylde's relic beer cap covered rebel is one kick ass guitar IMO!

-Mike

I like that one more than the bullseye one. It is awesome.

 

[GuitarGuy503]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

You get your choice of asphalt, concrete, or gravel. In the future I am also considering offering customers the option of what kind of gravel. :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

:lmao: Would you combine the 3 ingredients for free or would that be extra charge? I'm looking for the worst possible effects, this things gotta look ****in raunchy.... hehe :wink:

 

[B2D]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

Doesn't fender have some sort of gun that shoots quarters at the body?

They have that, a Sub-Z and hi-temp rooms that work for finish checking, and a room full of little old Mexican ladies with chains to beat the guitars. There's also some "specialized" tools for simluating specific wear types as well.

 

[theodie]

Re: Would you pay someone to this? LP Guys Warning!! Not for the faint of heart!

:lmao: Would you combine the 3 ingredients for free or would that be extra charge? I'm looking for the worst possible effects, this things gotta look ****in raunchy.... hehe :wink:

I usually do it for a $15 upcharge but, for a forum brotha I will do it for no extra charge. :laugh2: :laugh2: