Don't worry guys, I'll salvage this thread with a non-imaginary NGD . . . I just recently got a guitar shipped to me from the Netherlands to Canada in four days.
Came in last Friday (thanks Orpheo!). And I've been playing it a ton, it's freaking awesome. Antiquity 'buckers are really, really nice (kinda gross and tarnished but nothing a little brasso can't fix). Not sure about the '50s wiring, but I'm going to try to live with it for a bit to see if it needs to change.
This is far and away the prettiest guitar I've got. Sunburst colour is perfect, and I love how it looks different in different light. Maybe it's just the sunburst, but it also really seems to nail Zeppelin tones.