SG Lovers Only: Your Perfect SG

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Grow up. Not getting a joke becasue you have your head too far up your ass is one thing, but being a respectless prick about it is exactly that ;)

Zerb baby, you turn around and show him the error of his ways with your eloquent choice of words. Well done. You're a smarter guy than that. Relax man.
 
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You've never heard of Bahoombas ? Perhaps you know them better as Jumboolies ? Just one of the many terms for female chest furniture.
 
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Even if I had unlimited funds I'd go with a Faded Special finish. I like the feel, the look and not having to fear dinging it. Mostly the feel - I adore it. Make it with a neck the overall size of mine and give it a slight V like my Jimmy Vaughan Strat, maybe a little less. Jumbo Frets. Small pick guard. '59's for Pups.

Keep it very simple.
 
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here's what really ticks me off: The doublecuts. The one horn on the left is just marginally larger than the other and IT KILLS ME!!! If they're that close to symmetry, why not just shave off the extra 2 ounces of wood and make it symmetrical??? It doesn't throw off the balance of an ES-335 does it? If I had my perfect SG, it would have 2 P90s and PERFECT SYMMETRY!

BORING. :naughty: Life's little asymmetries keep things interesting. I love the fact that it's just a bit off. More organic.
 
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I found my perfect SG yesterday. It's nothing fancy but it works for me. It's an '01 SG Special with a few upgrades. The tuners have been changed to Grovers, the bridge has been changed to an ABR, and the knobs have been changed also. Everything else is stock. The 490T & 490R pickups along with the huge 50's style neck make it a great guitar!

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I didn't even answer the question.
I'm thinking Pelham Blue with one dogear p-90 in the bridge (Junior Style) and a thinnish neck.

Price...???...I just made it up.
 
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Folks, please remember to include what kind of music you'd be playing along with your specs. I'm very much enjoying this thread. Thanks for all the contributions thus far!

- Keith
 
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Someone takes things a bit too seriously here... unfortunately the internet can't really show inflection in tone like real life can. And then people take your joking shut ups as serious shut ups, and before we know it CHina's nuking us all and it's game over man!
 
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Someone takes things a bit too seriously here... unfortunately the internet can't really show inflection in tone like real life can. And then people take your joking shut ups as serious shut ups, and before we know it CHina's nuking us all and it's game over man!

In that case I do humbly apologize and will delete the inappropriate posts.:)

But as you say, tone is hard to convey over the internet. Smiles do help a bit, though :beerchug:
 
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I'm not the ranting kind, more the rant-inspiring kind. Things I do, I don't even plan, get nostrils flared, vocal chords hoarse and spittle-a-flying! Just a habit of the occupation.
 
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