astrozombie
KatyPerryologist
Re: SG Lovers Only: Your Perfect SG
I'd just go with a 62.
JB in the bridge.
jumbo frets.
like, jumbo jumbo.
I'd just go with a 62.
JB in the bridge.
jumbo frets.
like, jumbo jumbo.
Grow up. Not getting a joke becasue you have your head too far up your ass is one thing, but being a respectless prick about it is exactly that![]()
here's what really ticks me off: The doublecuts. The one horn on the left is just marginally larger than the other and IT KILLS ME!!! If they're that close to symmetry, why not just shave off the extra 2 ounces of wood and make it symmetrical??? It doesn't throw off the balance of an ES-335 does it? If I had my perfect SG, it would have 2 P90s and PERFECT SYMMETRY!
BORING. :naughty: Life's little asymmetries keep things interesting. I love the fact that it's just a bit off. More organic.
You've never heard of Bahoombas ? Perhaps you know them better as Jumboolies ? Just one of the many terms for female chest furniture.
I love you zerb.
+1 if anything you should get angrier and more excited. Lemme give it a shot: Gibson Gibson Gibson Neener Neener Neener.
Folks, please remember to include what kind of music you'd be playing along with your specs. I'm very much enjoying this thread. Thanks for all the contributions thus far!
- Keith
Someone takes things a bit too seriously here... unfortunately the internet can't really show inflection in tone like real life can. And then people take your joking shut ups as serious shut ups, and before we know it CHina's nuking us all and it's game over man!
I'd be fine with an SG Classic......especially if it were alpine white.