Wife said too many guitars

[Stratman]

So I said pick out a few to get rid of and bring them to me to see...

She spent ½ hour bringing them all into the living room!

 

[Funkfingers]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

This situation is likely to end badly.

 

[crusty philtrum]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

Only half an hour ?

Sounds like it's time to go guitar shopping.

 

[J E C]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

Wow! This sounds serious, you need to get her into the doctor.....quick!
I hope she's not to far gone!

 

[kramersteen]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

You should cull down some of her jewellery or something in return.

And just thinking about it, i swear i have heard you mention hookers and escorts many times yet you have a wife? That's a bit rude man, I guess bikie code tells us its only gay if you take it so anything goes.

 

[aleclee]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

You should cull down some of her jewellery or something in return.

Shoes

 

[Little Pigbacon]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

I never like these battle-of-the-sexes exchanges.

 

[Artie]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

She spent ½ hour bringing them all into the living room!

It would take my wife a week.

But I'd trade every one, for her.

(If it ever comes to that.)

 

[Low_fidelity2100]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

How many guitars?


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[Boogie Bill]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

59 here. You can use that as a bargaining tool.

Bill

 

[uOpt]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

Take an interest in vintage Porsches.

Starting with big stacks of large coffee table books.

The guitars will seem like nothing in no time.

 

[Aceman]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

Tell her 'As long as none of my hobbies have names - let it be'

or

Yes - time to to get rid of everyone that doesn't support my first love….that'll go over awesome near valentines.

 

[kramersteen]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

What about the hookers?

 

[Chickenwings]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

Grabs some popcorn

 

[czarokrates]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

So it's a time to change the wife. I can't see any other possible solution.

 

[kramersteen]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

I guess the reality of the situation is if they need to pay the bills something must go.

Whats a Chinese made strat worth in china?

 

[DrNewcenstein]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

So get rid of all of them, then turn into the person you will turn into as a result so she can see how absolutely stupid of an idea that was to pick all of them.

I swear, why they don't get it is beyond me. It ain't rocket science.

 

[Lazarus1140]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

OK. I'll play.


Show us the family photo.

 

[Kamanda~SD]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

Yeah don't get it either...especially if they are all in one area/ room.

I only hear complaints when their left around the house (fair enough I suppose), never once been told to sell any.

 

[LazNovak]

Re: Wife said too many guitars

This is so weird. I hear this stuff all of the time. wtf is the big deal? My wife bought me my last two guitars and said she'll get me another one as long as it's neck thru. That cracked me up.

Does she have 10,000 pairs of shoes?