Re: Buy a Gibson, become a criminal: only in America...
Damn guys; I started the post with 'lol'. Of course I'm not serious.
Man in armed standoff wth police!
A distraught man started hitting police and swiping at them with his guitar case after they attempted to confiscate this guitar case at the airport. He is one of many being rounded up as part of a multi million dollar sting operation to prevent the highly lucritive underground trade of exotic Indian plant materials.
These illicit "blanks" as the street users call them originate in the back woods of India and madagaskar and are highly sought after in the underground music scene for their euphoric producing qualities when used.
An insider source stated once he started using these illicit plant products he could not stop and would have intense euphoric sensation during their use and these feeling would linger for many days.
After that point, this poor addict would need to sit down "Plug in", "crank it Up" and "Rock out" as the users say in these close circles. Over and over this circle goes until the user is dependant on these blanks for their day to day enjoyment.
The man at the airport could be heard shouting "You'll never take us alive coppers!" and fighting with the police.
One spokesmen for the law enforcment agencies stated this is a much larger problem then many are aware of and these illicit "blanks" are finding their way to people all over and in many age groups from the youngster in his bedroom to the music teacher in your local school.
Nobody is safe from this traps and people become instantly addicted to their effects once used.
The tenticals of this issue go deep and far into our very culture. These people must be stopped to protect our children and our very way of life."
Stay tuned for our insider expose on the effects of prolonged usage.